You must be JOKING!!!
Our Mythical Bushwalker reaches a yawning gap between his current standpoint and his destination.
A huge abyss stares up at him mockingly.
All that connects him to the pot of gold on the other side is a flimsy, tattered and weather beaten rope bridge.
“Almighty god” he cries out heavenward, “if I make it to other side in one piece – I promise that 80% of my fortune will be donated to charity”. Having placed his trust in a Higher Power, our bushwalker cautiously places one foot on bridge.
When he is a quarter of the way through he turns heavenward and says “Almighty god, if I make it through to other side – I promise that 50% of my fortune will be donated to charity”.
When he finds himself halfway through to other side he turns heavenward and says “Almighty god, if I make it through to other side – I promise that 30% of my fortune will be donated to charity”.
When he finally makes it across to other side in one piece and none the worse for his exploits he turns heavenward and says “Almighty god – I was joking and you thought I was serious!”
Lest you think that this little quip is nothing more than the ranting of a bored soul, you may wish to think again.
Our eagle-eyed Chancellor of the Exchequer in his latest Pre-Budget Report slashed by 50% the Carbon Tax payable on cars with an emission of 72 co2.
At first glance this looks and feels like a real savings – 50% tax cut on low emission vehicles. Heck, Santa Claus must have come in early this year.
The catch is, are you ready for this one? – there is no such car in existence in the UK with this level of co2 output.
The lowest level of co2 output is the Smart car diesel coupe with an output of 89 co2.
“My dear suckers – I mean tax payers – when I said that the Almighty squatters of Her Majesty’s Government would cut your taxes we were joking. And you thought we were serious”.


